This wondrous item was inspired by the phrase "At spelljamming speeds, even a beer can is deadly..."
This magically endowed Beer Can can attain spelljamming speed when it's activation word is spoken. The word is usually written in big, bright letters on the "front" of the Can. After activation, the Can must be thrown at a target, which causes it to accelerate to spelljamming speed, and requires a "to hit" roll. A successful hit does 100d10 hull points (yes, you read that right) of damage to its target. If it misses, the Can does that much damage to something else. Determine the new target randomly.
Magical Beer Cans, if bought new, usually contain a potion of Enhanced Spelljamming Speed. This gives a +1d4 to SR for as long as the potion lasts. A side-effect is that the user will loose and equal number of points from his Intelligence, Wisdom and Dexterity scores for the potion's duration. The user will also have a headache for the rest of the day after the effects wear off, unless a constitution check is made.
Beer Cans of Spelljaming Speed also occur in nature. There is a 0.01% chance (that's four '0's in a row on a d10) that any non- enhanced Beer Can is one of these greatly prized items.
Beer Cans made by different schools of magic may have varying properties, such as bonus/penalties to the constition check, the SR, and may even grant other special abilities. For instance, the famed ice mage, Molson, once brewed a batch that made its drinker radiate cold! The possiblities are endless. :)
G.P. 10,000
X.P. 10,000
