You know you're a Spelljammer fanatic when...
...You actually bother to read the "Eternal Wanderer" fan ficton stories.
...then start harranging the authors for another one!
...You are prepared to harass Slade Cook for the rest of eternity, just to get the notes on his never-released Spelljammer supplement.
...You cursed TSR when they cancelled the line,
...snickered when TSR was bought by WotC,
...now you pester WotC about reviving it.
...You attempt a crossover with every other RPG system you own.
...You think Richard Pugh is at best an enlightened despot, at worst a dictator.
...Whenever you watch a sci-fi movie, you ask "how many tons would that ship weigh, and what kind of helm does it need..."
...Monty Haul? Never heard of him.
...Planescape? Can I bring my squidship?
...Forgotten Realms? Allready forgotten.
...Greyhawk? Planet full of rednecks.
...Krynn? A bunch of primatives.
...Ravenloft? Remember to bring a lifejammer.
...You comb toy, hobby, and book stores the world over in hopes of finding a copy of the "War Captain's Companion."
...You think Ed Greenwood is a meatball.
...The phrase "Thank you for your time" makes you nervous.
...You can't watch Jappanese Anime without snickering.
...You go to gaming conventions with Spelljammer-related events, even if they are half way around the world.
...You watch Babylon Five, but slip up by calling a jump gate a "portal."
...The words "Star Trek" make you cringe.
...You vow to get a Spelljammer to Athas, by hook or crook.
...You see "TSR Inc," and think "Tee'Ess Arr."
...When you hear people use the words "The Rock," you briefly forget they are referring to Alcatraz.
...You comb the Monster Compendiums, desperatly looking for some little used race to convert into the ultimate Spelljammer power.
...You hear teamsters use the word "Wayfarer" and suddenly get nervous.
...You have bookmarked every Spelljammer website that exists.
...You have memorized the URL for "Port of Anacostia" and/or "Beyond the Moons."
